This One Weird Trick

One weird trick for turning a witch into a meerkat

One weird trick for teaching a bear how to dance

One weird trick for casting a spell against omnipotence

One weird trick for removing a lima bean from your hat

One weird trick for keeping the bees away from your bonnet

One weird trick for holding a seance in your backyard

One weird trick for gesturing wildly in public

One weird trick for growing asparagus in a rainforest

One weird trick for eating pimento out of a walnut shell

One weird trick for having your friends over for tea

One weird trick for keeping air in all four tires

One weird trick for losing your dentures at the prom

One weird trick for fighting a ranger with a spear gun

One weird trick for counting your blessings before they hatch

One weird trick for learning how to sweep your own chimney

One weird trick for breathing in with your diaphragm

One weird trick for aligning your moon cup with your cervix

One weird trick for dyeing your wedding dress black

One weird trick for catching lightning bugs in your hands

One weird trick for opening chips without spilling them

One weird trick for avoiding men named after apostles

One weird trick for ending the war of the roses

One weird trick for joining the badminton team

One weird trick for drinking sulfuric acid in space

One weird trick for knotting cherry stems with your teeth

One weird trick for winning a cake decorating competition

One weird trick for handling a concussion

One weird trick for shouting louder than your friends

One weird trick for running a half marathon in your underpants

One weird trick for generating a black hole

One weird trick for holding onto a lit match

One weird trick for sneaking past security

One weird trick for climbing Jupiter’s moon Europa

One weird trick for hacking into the White House

One weird trick for spying on a family of geese

One weird trick for asking your parents for money

One weird trick for picking your nose in public

One weird trick for creating the world’s longest chain mail

One weird trick for turning a prince into a frog

One weird trick for hiking the Appalachian trail

One weird trick for playing baseball for the Yankees

One weird trick for flying from Saskatchewan to Hong Kong

One weird trick for landing the role of Ann Darrow

One weird trick for bathing your cat in a basin of milk

One weird trick for flushing your tampon down the toilet

One weird trick for brushing your hair upside down

One weird trick for whipping yogurt into cream

One weird trick for getting your best friend pregnant

One weird trick for cooking a steak

One weird trick for vacuuming fibers out of your carpet

One weird trick for changing a turtle into a tortoise

One weird trick for sleeping all the way through the night